The show Fortitude is excellent. It’s like Fargo on drugs.
Went to Sheridan Nurseries to pick up some plants to help enhance the taste of the salads within our household. This is a middle aged adults dream. The excitement for attractive plants is at an all-time high in May.
It Follows – 9.2/10
The best horror movie of the year. Shot like an ’80s movie. Tense moments without using gore or the boogeyman tactic.
Black Sea – 7.8/10
Jude Law puts together a misfit crew to go after a sunken treasure after being let go from his job. Law is terrific. The premise of the movie is cool, but lacks execution in the end. Still a good watch though.
If you haven’t been to Adventure Room, you must go. It’s one of the most original things to do in the KW area. It’s like being in a video game yourself. There are so many variations that are possible for this. It will be the next big thing.
Block 3 in St. Jacobs was packed on Saturday. I guess after being bored out of your mind antiquing in St. Jacobs you deserve a growler of fantastic beer.
Omar Khadr, you’ve got more class than the whole f—–g cabinet. This was awkwardly said while the theme for Welcome back Kotter was played by Green Party leader Elizabeth May. It was about as well received as Seth MacFarlane at the Oscars.
You always felt bad for that kid that had a parent that had no idea how to tie skates. How their ankles didn’t break out there is beyond me.
Saying Scouts Honour shouldn’t be used anymore. There is no question that you will be back stabbed if this is stated to you in a movie.
I hope that I never become that dude that has so much nose hair coming out that it’s distracting. Do you think that shaping your nose hair into a moustache will ever become a style? No, well then pluck your nose hair you greasy animal.
What do you think Brendan Fraser is doing right now? He probably locked himself into that underground shelter from Blast From the Past. His popularity was never higher at that point. He probably has a stuffed Alicia Silverstone from Clueless down there as well.
“Sir” is the best title to have in front of your name. “Captain” isn’t bad either.
Mayweather vs Pacquiao – probably could never live up to the hype. It was about as exciting as receiving cheese and crackers in your lunch in grade 6. You weren’t quite as exciting as yogurt, but a bit more exciting than the apple.
I had my first french vanilla from Tim Horton’s yesterday. I didn’t sleep last night. The combination of sugar and caffeine in that drink is similar to drinking straight syrup from the slurpee machine.
Cheers to those times that you get mad at your vacuum for not picking up that thing that you could pick up with your fingers very easily. You just constantly go over the same thing. “You are going to pick up this full potato chip whether you like it or not.”
The Blue Jays are .500. What a surprise. Meat Loaf and gravy for all.
There is going to be an electric dance music festival at Bingeman’s in Kitchener. They have cabins and camping. This is not going to end well for anybody. I would rather have my child skateboard down the side of the 401 rather than go to this festival.
We are going to start to put the stickers with the years written of when the wine is at it’s best to drink on the side of the bottle. It’s like we discovered fire 30 years after it was actually discovered when this was thought of by us.
Dairy Queen was a zoo yesterday. You have two styles when you order food from Dairy Queen. The quiet whisper of large blizzard or the overly aggressive “I will have Rolo, Reese, and Oreo in there.”
Mother’s Day was yesterday. The constant ambush of baby pictures was put on hold for one day. The cease fire will not last long.
Hozier has a terrific voice. Take me to Church is a wonderful song. Could you please play it every ninety seconds on multiple radio stations? Thanks.
Is there a knuckleballers association that says that you must have at least one knuckleballer in Major League Baseball at all times. There always seems to be a mid 40’s mediocre knuckleballer being run out there every 20 years or so.
Don’t sit on the roof if you are contemplating anything. People always get the wrong idea. Go sit on a bench in a park or something. You don’t look stable up there.