There is a job for people to eat dog food to see how much they like it. I am not sure if we as humans are a good judge for dog food taste. I think you find the 5 most sophisticated dogs in the world and fly them all over the world for taste testing. These dogs would be known as the Persian Pups.
Well that day has come. I have actually uttered the words that I am watching my carbs. In unison, my last Korn CD fell from the shelf of my hometown’s residence and smashed into 3 pieces that looked oddly similar to potato chips.
Is Fred Durst still doing it all for the Nookie?
To say that I am concerned about the Jays would be an understatement. The starters have been great. Donaldson and Bautista do what they do, but they are striking out a bunch, and are not taking a thinking approach to any at bats.
There should be more lemonade stands. Those days of walking past a .25 cent stand are long gone. Those were the days that you learnt about capitalism, and a Nintendo game was your 3 story house. Now people just think that there will be a roofie pill in a lemonade given out on Victoria St in Kitchener. Well, this might be a bad example, but you know what I mean.
I was never a child that ate dirt. It didn’t smell, taste, or look appetizing. I never judged Steven for it, but I always thought it was the incorrect move to eat it.
Sara, Sarah, and I leave for Ireland in June. Sarah is a friend that Sara met on the AT. We are hiking a couple of trails. Should I say Sara 1 or just say Wife when attempting to get my significant others attention? I find that most women don’t like to be called Wife. They always believe that we are going to say something extremely sexist right after.
I have found a new massage therapist. I knew that she was the one when she spoke of wanting to have a jackhammer to loosen up my shoulder, and then made the noises of a jackhammer.
Everybody Wants Some – 9.0/10
The Invitation – 8.7/10
It’s very strange when people just seem to fall off the face of the earth. Then you think about them years later, and say. “I forgot that they even existed.” Then I go back to enjoying my drinking box and apple slices.
Descendants in Kitchener finally opened up. It’s been many months of this beautiful sign outside that on Victoria St that says coming soon. Daryl and a few family members walked through the door with glee – trying one of everything, to our dismay it was the no name pizza pops of craft brewers in the area.
The movie Keanu looks like a great movie. It’s done by Key and Peele. Watch the trailer and if you are able to go through the whole trailer without saying “aaaahhhh” you are a terminator, and are probably sent here to kill 4 humans over the next 7 years.
Cheers to those awkward times where your foot slides on something, it sounds like you farted. You look around nervously. But nobody has seemed to notice.
My proudest moment as a human being is after driving 14 consecutive hours trying to get to Florida, a friend of mine asked me if I my ears just popped after going down a massive decline on a road. I stated to him that I didn’t have any ears. That was the point of my life where I knew that I was hilarious.