In the 20’s and 30’s people had children so they would have workers on their farm. In the 70’s and 80’s I think people had children so they didn’t have to get up to change the channel. There are many people that were born just to grab beers and change channels.
Reason number 64 on why I don’t have children: I giggled for 17 minutes while our friend’s child ran after the dog spraying him with water out of a spray bottle.
Descendants brewery is beginning to step up their game. The last few beers that they have come out with have been pretty solid. They also offer pretzels and panini’s for reasonable prices. Next weekend they have a corn throwing competition as well. These are all things that craft beer connoisseurs enjoy. Bravo, bravo, where are my tight jeans and records.
Lawn darts was an excellent game. And many times we as a society are a bit too sensitive to the injuries that may occur during certain events. In this case though, it’s good that lawn darts are banned.
It’s rare that I will take a shopping cart off of the property of a retail establishment. When you see somebody pushing one of those right up the sidewalk, you know one thing. They don’t give a fu** about anything.
When I am around kids at a ball game I turn into a 47 year old suburban Mother with my made up swear words. R.A. Dickey is pitching like sh…. Sugar, he’s pitching like sugar.
Star Trek: Beyond – 9.1/10
Pop Star (the Andy Samberg flick) – 7.6/10
X-Men: Apocalypse – 5.1/10
Pokemon Go has really caught on. There are two schools of thought. This is so stupid. Or this is so much fun. There is nothing in between. I did enjoy one scene yesterday though. Kid was playing Pokemon in a drive-way where a car was trying to get into. I can only assume the mental conversation between those two people went like this.
- Get the fu** out of the way.”
- But there’s a Drowzee here and I need him to power up my Hypno”
- You are an idiot. Stop wasting your time. When I was your age…
- Let me have fun my own way you grumpy old man
Osheaga is this weekend. I would absolutely love to go. Especially this year, Radiohead is the headliner. But, when I ask myself how I would handle 3 days of hot sun and live music? The answer is always the same. You don’t want to know. Just relax middle aged Daryl, and wait till they come to a more comfortable and accessible venue.
There are a few areas that it’s extremely upsetting when somebody passes gas. Waiting in a lineup for an autograph or a picture at a sci-fi convention may be in the top 3. It generally already has a funky smell to it, and you can’t go anywhere to avoid it.
Just the idea of “fixing up the house” on a Saturday gives me shivers. They should make a horror movie about this. Single dude wakes up one morning to 3 kids, a basement to fix up, and gardening to do. This would have to star Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Anna Kendrick. It would be called “Rocks in the Garden.”
It’s shocking to me that in some countries that they still stone people. Could you imagine if the Trudeau government implemented this? Trudeau would do 6 pushups and take 3 selfies just to prepare to throw the first rock.
Yesterday was the first time in quite a while where I just sat like an idiot not knowing what to do while people sang happy birthday to me. It’s not nearly as bad as back in the day though. One time at the Moose they put antlers on me before I was at the age to be able to drink. I just sat there with my face going bright red due to embarrassment trying to figure how I was going to get back at my Father for doing this to me.