It’s been a while since I have attempted to access the part of my brain that requires thoughts and wisdom. I feel like Professor Xavier going into Cerebro looking for his mutants. Only this time I am looking for my mutants that enjoy this type of writing. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
If Billy Joel asked me to go for a coffee at a Tim Horton’s that was 3 blocks away I don’t think I would go. The only thing that I might mention while sipping on my coffee that I wish was a bit cooler so I could leave quicker would be “So, Piano Man is an ok song. Probably in my top 1000 songs of all-time.”
Has anybody ever asked for a dog that doesn’t poop? That is the biggest downfall with owning a pet. Why can’t they just have their waste go through their skin like a shark? I have tasted fermented shark in Iceland. It tastes exactly like what you would assume pee would taste like. It also got stuck in between two of my teeth so the supposed taste of pee was in stuck in between my teeth for two hours. Now that’s insanity.
Sara cut her hike on the Sunshine Coast Trail short due to stepping on hornets nest. She described the event as apocalyptic in nature, and just like if the apocalypse were to happen today; she continued to look for her phone that she dropped while hornets stung her.
Going to see Rodriguez tonight at Centre in the Square. The show is sold out, if you still haven’t watched the documentary “Searching for Sugar Man” – watch it this weekend.
Sometimes I drive by certain retail stores in strip malls and wonder if they have even seen a customer for the past week? New York Fashion on Victoria is right beside an emissions test place and a body shop for cars place. Just want to open up the door and yell “why did you think this was a good idea?”
NFL season has started up. Other-wise known as a gambling man’s wet dream. I feel as though the sales of salsa and French onion dip sky-rocket at this time of year. There is nothing better than drowsing off with your hand slightly in a bag of Ruffles regular chips and your team up by 14 points with 3 minutes to go in a game.
There was a very strange/short time of people deciding to smoke tobacco vapes indoors, and people allowing it. Non-smokers went through emotions of we know this is wrong, should we say something, is it even illegal, and what the hell is going on?
When you travel are you looking for different looking rocks on the beach and bringing them home? What are you doing with these rocks? People will show me these rocks, and my first instinct is to chuck it into the ocean, and call them an idiot. Sorry, I know it’s a bit harsh, but you are being an idiot.
After I pass away it seems like a cool idea of having my ashes planted with a tree. The trees best traits would be to grow extremely slowly, and have multiple comfortable places to sit. It would also have an unusually cold hole that you could store refreshments.
Sing Street – 8.8/10
Captain America: Civil War – 6.4/10
Jungle Book – 9.1/10
Marvel has this down to a science. Just roll out that mathematical equation of different characters and vomit of ridiculous action that people can stuff their face full of popcorn muttering to themselves “this is so cool.”
Our neighbor is a middle-aged white man that is constantly standing on the side walk with no shirt on constantly smoking a cigarette. Sometimes he is talking to somebody or himself. I am not sure there is a possible situation that you could be less productive than this man.