I am not really sure when I got off of the South Park train, but I am sure glad that I am back on. Weekly story lines that portray to the exact things that are going on in the world at that exact time. Using characters from the show to portray the stupidity of the human race. It doesn’t get any more genius than that.
Are the Hydro one people still calling people to give them job interviews without knowing anything about the person – then not telling the person what they are applying for or if they applied at all?
“We would like to bring you in for an interview.”
“Who is this?”
“Doesn’t matter. We would like to hire you.”
Businesses that use sign twirlers must have zero respect for the dignity of a human being. We would like you to stand at this corner with a sign and twirl.” You are one step above a hydro pole and one step below the flailing arms man.
There is an exception to the rule though. I did see a dance off once between the Little Caesars man and a dude in a pita suit. That made my day. I sat across the road on a patio with wings sauce all over my face laughing hysterically for 37 minutes. Polishing off pitcher after pitcher of Bud Lite and elbowing guys next to me to ask if they are seeing this. It was a great day.
While at Playdium last week I pondered why I didn’t enjoy myself quite as much as in the past while shooting baskets into a net that was 3 feet away. It wasn’t the fact that my arm could almost touch the rim, and it seemed to a bit too easy. It was the fact that they don’t give out paper tickets anymore, and put the tickets on the card instead. There was nothing better than seeing that machine spit out 50 tickets. You would stomp up to that desk, and demand the pencil with Snoopy on it like a mutha-fu**in’ boss. Then go back and waste another $20.00 trying to get the Charlie Brown pencil sharpener; because by golly you haven’t owned a pencil sharpener in 16 years.
To work at a record shop you need to have an attitude. That’s one of the requirements. If somebody comes in asking for a particular record that you don’t carry; they must feel shame for even liking that band.
I wouldn’t even hire John Gibbons to run my slo-pitch team. I would rather have a blind dog that barks only because he can’t see what’s going on making the decisions. I would hold up signs and ask the dog to bark at which lineup card that he would prefer to go with. Sorry Johnny boy, unless you make it past the first round this year you will no longer be there to eat your hay and have naps in the dugout.
The Hunt for the Wilder People – 9.6/10
Oktoberfest – the only part that is good is that you are celebrating drinking. Food’s terrible, polka’s terrible, and they are serving the extremely authentic German classics Budweiser and Coors Lite.
The lowest form of human interaction is the ‘share if you remember this pictures’ that are circulating Facebook. Yes, I remember 8 track players. Why do you want me to share this? You want me to share this for no other reason than they existed at some point and I listened to music on them? This goes to the same part of the brain that secretly enjoyed Encino Man.
For those that don’t remember Encino Man. It was a film that starred Pauly Shore and Brendan Fraser. They were put to the test of their acting ability in this absolute gem. Finger waving jocks and car driving Neanderthals. It doesn’t get any better.