It’s difficult to access the part of my brain that is meant for humour right now. But I will not let anyone affect my life because of their senseless actions. Pause for everyone that has been involved in any type of terrorist attack.
Was sent to Palm Springs recently by work. I can sum up all you need to know about Palm Springs by letting you know that a man that was at the table beside me fell asleep sitting up at the airport while waiting for his food. The waitress gave him the quiet “sir” to wake him from his slumber. He went directly to eating his food and drinking his beer when he awoke.
Marco Estrada for 2yrs/26 million. Yup, all day.
Found out that Leo DiCaprio purchased a house in Palm Springs recently. Was hoping to gain access to his entourage. I feel that I would be a good add to his group. I don’t have any skills in particular, but I could always tell him how handsome he looked, and that he was robbed at the Oscars again.
Omega 3 pills that say that they don’t have a fishy after taste, should actually say that it only has 2 hours of fishy aftertaste.
I really enjoy eating fish, but I hate being that guy that makes the whole lunch room reek like tilapia. Even though I do like to count how many people bring up that it smells like fish in the lunch-room.
Squirrels can’t figure out what’s going on. They have all of their nuts ready to rock and roll for the winter, but the weather is still fairly decent – so they decided that they would just play chicken with my car each and every day.
When your wife says to you that you are getting onto a bus to go on a Tomb Raider amazing race type of thing you always say yes.
Is there an alternate universe where Wes Anderson is directing a Transformers movie?
James Bond: Spectre – 7.7/10
Entourage – 4.5/10
Vacation – 5.3/10
Entourage and Vacation were basically my only options on the plane. Entourage seems about as outdated as a Maxim Magazine with Meg Ryan on the cover.
Ronda Rousey lost her fight last night and the internet exploded. I don’t watch UFC whatsoever, but that kick to the face made me cringe.
You know what movie makes me angry – “Up.” You can’t have a man trying to hide his tears at the start of the movie. You have to play it cool for the rest of the hour and a half of the movie. At least in other movies, you can go to the kitchen and grab a beer, open chip bags, or walk the dog; because it’s at the end. “Up” gives you no chance. Sara sees right through that “there is something in my eye” line. Then you receive that “oh, it’s ok hug” which only makes it worse.
I was picked up at the airport on Friday. My driver had one and only one interest. Talking about traffic. I have never had an hour long conversation about traffic before. I didn’t even know it was possible. He didn’t even fall for my pretending to sleep move, the conversation about traffic must continue.
Top 3 things that I can’t see James Bond doing.
3 – Eating a Schneiders Hot-Dog. No hot-dog cooking method seems right for 007.
2 – Having diarrhea – even the Mongolian Grill wouldn’t get through that iron stomach.
1 – Singing along at a Toby Keith concert – Red Solo Cup sung by Bond?
I can’t end the blog on this note. I was once attacked by my cat that I had to hide behind a chair. The cat paced out front of the chair taunting me, and then faked walking off. When I thought the coast was clear that cat leaped out of nowhere onto my leg. I shuffled around the room trying to get the cat off of my leg. The worst part about this day was that I was hungover and I think the cat sensed that. It tormented me at my weakest moment.