Watching Gritty get Inducted into the Level of Excellence
Sitting in Smile Tiger having a muffin and a tea while writing this. This is not a common occurrence. This is mainly because I don’t want Sara to come home to a bachelor pad. I’ve hired a cleaning lady to take care of things. Some would call that laziness; others would call that smartly outsourcing.
Gritty (the new Flyers mascot) is absolutely my favourite thing right now. There was an ad that had Jimmy Fallon and Ricky Gervais dancing in a room and Gritty wanders by and decides to get involved in the dance party. Ricky and Gritty start shoving each other which ends up turning into a fight with Fallon trying to break it up. Amazing!
Read an article about John Gibbons getting a spot in the level of excellence. One division title, two playoff appearances, and .501 winning percentage over 11 or 12 years. Only in Toronto would this be considered “excellence”. Remember joke blog. Please for the love of all things that are actually excellent don’t go down the rabbit hole of “I love Gibby” comments. Stop typing, don’t do it, don’t hit enter… Damn it!
I’ve booked a trip to Arizona with a buddy of mine. It’s always enjoyable to spend 4-5 days pretending like you are a retired old white man. The streets are wide (not sure how anybody could possibly get into an accident), everybody is moving at a slow to even slower pace, conversations are only about sports or the weather. I find this enjoyable for a very small amount of time.
I tried out for a football team when I was in Grade 9. The thought was that I was very accurate throwing a baseball – football should translate well. My first practice I took a fairly decent hit. That was the end of the football dream.
There are at least 6-7 dogs that I know personally that I’m fairly certain I could beat in a 100 metre race. I’m not talking tiny dogs – full size dogs. Dogs don’t have the same motivation for success as humans. I even know a few dogs that would fake an injury. “oh, my poor paw, I stepped on a rock.” Quoting dogs is weird.
Went to the Rock Spa recently. They have this steam shower thing that’s somewhat cool. You sit on this stool and steam begins to rise from the floor. It does feel kind of like you’re in a gas chamber, but once you get over that sensation it’s kind of neat. They have a radio in there as well. I assumed that the music would be pre-set to something soothing. Nope, Bruno Mars was being ripped while steam filled my insides. I did quickly think to myself “Well, this is how I go out”.
When I pass away I would like the line of funeral cars to go onto the 401 all the way to Toronto during rush hour. This would entertain me from a distance.
You would think being a 40-year-old man that I could take care of myself properly. Went camping recently with the family and I forgot my belt, toothbrush, and almost my pillow (twice). Standing up to go to the bathroom I had to hold my pants up. Brushed my teeth with my finger. There is no way another human could be trusted in my care.
How many people in Canada and the US have been named Art or Chet in the past 10 years? I’m going to go with under 90 people in total. Chet always seemed to be the name of a dude that had one too many Bud Light’s and was going to pick a fight with a nerd (his words not mine). “Hey, why don’t you grab a book and read it.” That was always Chet’s top insult. Really got Art and Morris going.
Looking back on the summer I feel that it was one of the best weather wise in the past decade. I give Mother Nature 9.2/10 for this past summer. You are up in Radiohead album rating territory Mother Nature. You should be very proud of yourself.